Total Medals Earned: 739 (From 133 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,255 Points
Medals Earned: 6/21 (40/460 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/13 (110/155 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (240/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (60/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
destroy everything
Medals Earned: 8/8 (180/180 points)
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Finished the game. Congratulations!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.